Celeb Quotes (and other things famous people have said)

Celeb gossip may be a waste of time, but you have to appreciate how clever the mind of a celebrity can be, and they never fail to entertain when it is at their own expense. The real enjoyment is in the interesting insights they offer which come from their unusual lifestyles and because many times they are less afraid to make fun of themselves since they find themselves with little privacy from the public eye. I love a person who can poke fun at him/herself and I love those that truly have something genuine and beautiful to say.

Enjoy!

"Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit it makes the ride
worthwhile" ~Sean Connery (My favorite actor of all time!)

"When I'm good, I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better" ~ Mae West

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they are going to feel all day" ~Frank Sinatra

"Try not to become a man of success, but rather, try to become a man of value" ~Albert Einstein (Great advice)

"Woman are meant to be loved, not to be understood" ~Oscar Wilde (Very true)

"I wouldn't have turned out the way I was if I didn't have all those old-fashioned values to rebel against" ~Madonna (This is so obvious to me, I didn't rebel as a teen or young adult because I didn't have an overabundance of rules-we practiced mutual respect in the house I was raised)

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships" ~Sharon Stone (HA!)

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is" ~Barbara Bush (This quote is awesome, not only because its true, but because it came from a little old lady! Reminds me of my Grandma Verlie)

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrom, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself" ~Roseanne (my alter ego is Roseanne I think)

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house" ~Rod Stewart (This ones for you Colleen, because I know you love Rod)