Monday, November 30, 2009

Celeb Quotes (and other things famous people have said)

Celeb gossip may be a waste of time, but you have to appreciate how clever the mind of a celebrity can be, and they never fail to entertain when it is at their own expense. The real enjoyment is in the interesting insights they offer which come from their unusual lifestyles and because many times they are less afraid to make fun of themselves since they find themselves with little privacy from the public eye. I love a person who can poke fun at him/herself and I love those that truly have something genuine and beautiful to say.

Enjoy!


"Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit it makes the ride
worthwhile" ~Sean Connery (My favorite actor of all time!)


"When I'm good, I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better" ~ Mae West



"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they are going to feel all day" ~Frank Sinatra


"Try not to become a man of success, but rather, try to become a man of value" ~Albert Einstein (Great advice)


"Woman are meant to be loved, not to be understood" ~Oscar Wilde (Very true)



"I wouldn't have turned out the way I was if I didn't have all those old-fashioned values to rebel against" ~Madonna (This is so obvious to me, I didn't rebel as a teen or young adult because I didn't have an overabundance of rules-we practiced mutual respect in the house I was raised)


"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships" ~Sharon Stone (HA!)


"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is" ~Barbara Bush (This quote is awesome, not only because its true, but because it came from a little old lady! Reminds me of my Grandma Verlie)



"Women complain about premenstrual syndrom, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself" ~Roseanne (my alter ego is Roseanne I think)


"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house" ~Rod Stewart (This ones for you Colleen, because I know you love Rod)

Saturday, November 28, 2009

People Making Fun of Other People is Always Funny!

Grown men imitating children...hmmmm...not dating material, but good for a laugh!







Thursday, November 26, 2009

Faking Fellatio Crosses the Line?

Adam Lambert's improv, over-the-top on-stage performance at the AMA's seems to have devastated ABC and stirred up quite the controversy. Although he claims his moves were spontaneous and unplanned, I say, YEAH RIGHT YOU MADONNA WANNA BE! And, as for ABC, Cry me a RIVER, it was ten o'clock on a Sunday-the kids were in bed, asleep, and if they weren't they've probably seen worse on TV that late anyways!

Well, the big Adam Lambert concert wont be filed away as one of my favorite images, that's for sure, but I have to say, It was AT MOST a tiny tip toe over the line, NOT a leap across it! Lets look for some precedence to see if there is even a case in the matter!


Nice Album Cover Adam, but Madonna did it better!



The kiss was AWESOME if you ask me! Well done Adam!




Madonna blind folded men at her concerts, and rubbed up on the dudes too. Its been done!






Stop crying about Adam flippin the bird, its been DONE! How offensive is it anyway???

Now, this is the big one-if you're gonna fake fellatio, do it with a person, not a guitar. Just a thought! Adam did it better here, but I'm not surprise he got a great deal of slack for it! Madonna was controversial too, she was just a little ahead of the rest of the world, and so is Adam. Do it up right you dirty little performer! Keep up the controversy, its good for a laugh!



By the way, didn't MJ do this one first?--If you're gonna do it, you gotta one-up the one who did it before you or NOT DO IT AT ALL! Props to Adam, you sick super star!



Friday, November 20, 2009

A New & Exciting First

Lucia was cooking up some plastic hot dogs and fries last night in the little play kitchen she got for her 2nd birthday (Halloween), when we all stopped and realized she was counting to ten. It was soooo exciting! I couldn't believe my ears. Its the firsts that get me; the first time she took a step, the first time she really laughed, the first time she sang a tune, the first time she said mommy and daddy...it is like a big breath of satisfaction for me today. My little girl is learning to count, and say her alphabet (only to G so far). They grow up so fast. I feel like I scaled a mountain yesterday and I can't stop smiling. I asked her this morning to do it again and she did. It is going to be a beautiful day today rain or shine! I'm happy to say, too, that my good friend Nikki just came into town last night from Minnesota and was there to share it with us. What a perfect moment.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Sexiest Man Alive!!!!!!!




CONGRATS to Johnny Depp on his 2nd Sexiest Man Alive award!!! He is one delicious man! From Fear and Loathin in Las Vegas to Benny & Joon, Edward Scissor Hands to Donnie Brasco, from Blow to Pirates of the Caribbean--I salut you!!! What woman wouldn't love a guitar playing, wine-maker, restaurateur, film/television star? He's beautiful, successful, talented...mmmm mmm!



(photo courtesy of People magazine online)

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Pants Dropping Commitment

I found this article hilarious and so here it is.

If he lets you buy his undies, you’re The One
Survey finds when men purchase their own, it means they’re on the prowl

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/33830416/ns/today-today_relationships/?gt1=43001

The article claims that if your man drops the responsibility of buying his drawers onto you then he has dropped his guard as well and is ready for a committed relationship with you. Mystery solved ladies!!! What a relief!!! On the other hand, he could just being buying underwear to impress you, so don't start freaking out if he DOES buy his own. I love articles like this because they act like their survey just solved some big love mystery for all women AND THEN they turn around and tell you that there are exceptions. Of course there are exceptions but doesn't that mean that their stupid article didn't really solve anything? GAG!

According to the movie, He's Just Not That Into You, woman always rely on the exception in relationships so what sort of help was this article to anyone? We come up with excuse after excuse for why our boyfriends are worthless and lazy and cheating or not willing to commit...blah blah blah. Seriously ladies, it is okay to spend your twenties just dating, even being in relationships without worrying about whether he's the one. YOU WILL FIND SOMEONE, so calm down, dry your tears, and kill the drama. There will come a moment when you stop looking and realize you are good enough, and I promise, that's when he will come along.

There is no waiting for Mr. Right, he will find you when you are ready. You have to be comfortable in your own skin and confident in yourself to be worth spending forever with. Forever is a long time and nobody wants to date the type that runs around worrying about whether they look fat, crying about their mean co-workers or bitching about every other girl they know. When you are ready to live your life, you wont have to wonder what it means if your man does or does not buy his own freaking underwear! Don't listen to these crazy articles, they are ONLY good for a laugh. Can't wait to see The Ugly Truth by the way! Remember Gerard Butler from the movie 300? Delicious!

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Again, seriously SOBER UP!

In the news today was a South Dakota mom who was apparently arrested on suspicion of drunk driving after an accident with an SUV. Her BABY was in the car with her and it was NOON, on a WEDNESDAY! Kristin Fraser, shame on you! Regardless of whether this accident was not due to drunk driving, you should never be drinking and driving, not a drop, with your baby in the car. You should never be able to BE suspected of drinking with a baby in the car at noon on a wedneday or any other day. Don't drink and drive, you are a mother! You are 28 and should know better, or at least have learned from your previous three drunk driving charges! Time to grow up!

http://wcco.com/local/drunk.driving.baby.2.1293552.html

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Time to Sober Up

I HATE reading these articles about babies dying from co-sleeping! In this Milwaukee family, in the article below, there have been three "co-sleeping deaths"-obviously this is a special case of incompetent sickos, but still... You give co-sleeping a BAD name! Never mind how drunk these disgusting people are when they pass out next to their six day old, there will be reports about how co-sleeping is dangerous, and it ruins it for good parents who can benefit from it. I can't help but comment on this because co-sleeping is a wonderful thing. I am not afraid of defending co-sleeping with your child. I have always been the type of person who could function off of little to no sleep, but caring for a newborn is a different story.

In my case, I was in labor for 16 hours before I was finally given the recommendation to have a c-section. It is a major abdominal surgery, bottom line, and labor is hell (It is different for everyone but I was not a big fan!). It is difficult to do ANYTHING after a c-section. They give you pain killers that, basically, make you feel dizzy enough to not think about the pain, but then you have a huge case of the stupids so you don't feel quite right with taking care of a baby (hence why I didn't take them for long). It is hard enough to take care of a baby after recovering from childbirth without adding pain killers, and/or alcohol.

Now, I ask you, How the hell are you consuming alcohol six days after you have your baby??? Even without a c-section! I hope to God she wasn't nursing, although the kind of selfish, sick woman that would drink and pass out on a couch next to her baby I can't imagine troubling herself with nursing. In the first couple weeks of bringing a baby home who is getting enough sleep to nurse a hangover anyway?

Jules and I slept with Lucia because we slept better not getting up in the middle of the night (He had to work early in the morning and worked long hours and we don't have family in Cd'A so I was on my own). She didn't wake up in the middle of the night when she was in our bed (five hours straight through on average). When she woke up, she would nurse and fall back asleep. Now, I have to say, had I planned on bottle feeding though Lucia may have slept longer hours (formula, I guess, has that effect). If she was sleeping on her own for longer hours I may have just put her in her crib and not worried about it, but that was not the case, and we were all happier, healthier, and better rested for our decision.

If you are going to sleep next to a teeny, tiny baby you cannot be DRUNK though!!!! What was this woman thinking, especially after she and her mother had already killed two of her kids. Oh, I forgot to mention, her mother smothered another of her babies herself. Both are unfit for parenting and should be in jail. You do not smother that many babies on accident. I've seen t.v. shows about women like this, and they are gross, obese, ignorant, trashy drunks that do not deserve to have children. Lock this b---- up!

These children DID NOT die from co-sleeping! They died because of careless stupidity.

http://www.startribune.com/local/69071407.html

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

A Taste of what Turns Me On

I have a weakness for Mana's song Mariposa Traicionera, and other Latin music! ENJOY!




I flippin' love Chelsea Handler (The Chelsea Lately Show) and her lil' nugget Chuy! I need to read her book. She cracks me up. She reminds me of me, only I WISH I were that funny.




I can't eat enough SPICY FOOD! If you haven't had Carne Asada, TRY IT!



Carne Asada - http://simplyrecipes.com/recipes/carne_asada-print/
The marinade makes the meat taste better than anything I've had in a fajita.
Pico de Gallo - http://simplyrecipes.com/recipes/fresh_tomato_salsa-print/
Definitely add some of the jalapeno seeds to the Salsa, and season it with lots of salt, pepper, and a lil' cumin.